Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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