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(843): View more from South Carolina

I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I cont stop tolking in a british axsent

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.

(813): View more from Florida

morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU

(203): View more from Connecticut

oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.

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(850): View more from Florida

so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".

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(323): View more from California

Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.

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(913): View more from Kansas

i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell

(816): View more from Missouri

please tell me you are kidding me

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(302): View more from Delaware

Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.

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(813): View more from Florida

You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?

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(214): View more from Texas

they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?

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