Where did you get a picture of my penis
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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