she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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