My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
home. puking in laundry basket.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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