would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
So vagazzling was a success
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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