How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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