The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
