Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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