smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It's blow job season.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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