Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
My life is pants optional.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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