I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.