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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.

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(352): View more from Florida

I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.

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(406): View more from Montana

she pinky promised me she was 18

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.

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(607): View more from New York

There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight

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(316): View more from Kansas

As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.

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(989): View more from Michigan

I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.

(347): View more from New York

Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.

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