take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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