yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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