Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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