Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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