and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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