I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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