I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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