i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
