dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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