Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
