Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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