Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She even gives head with a lisp.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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