He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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