I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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