He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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