Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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