Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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