I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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