don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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