belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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