i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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