Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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