called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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