I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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