Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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