awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Your cock deserves a montage
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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