whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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