i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I think i got beer on your cat.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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