it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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