Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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