small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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