Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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