By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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