I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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