its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
