I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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