You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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