so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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