there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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