I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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