Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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