Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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