how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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