Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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