I can't breathe out the right side of my face
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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