Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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