Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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