Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm really into asian looking animals
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
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i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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