my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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