I want to stick my p in your. b.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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